Budget Hygge

First, you need to get cold.

Proper Hygge (PH): Flight to Iceland: £319
Budget Hygge (BH): Opening freezer door: FREE

Then, get warm.

PH: Woodburner, fitted & working + cashmere socks: £3k
BH: Turning radiator up a bit + old socks: 53p

Create ambient lighting.

PH: Loads of posh candles from Jo Malone: £600
BH: Taking a bulb out of your big light fitting: FREE

Get drunk.

PH: Craft ale/glühwein/boozy hot chocolate: 6 mugs @£7 per mug: £42
BH: Bottle of House Red & cooking chocolate: £4.99, all in.

Eat ham.

PH: Air dried hock on a plinth: £80
BH: Sliced & ready to go: £3

Intercourse.

PH: Foreplay with a lumberjack: PRICELESS
BH: Cut out & keep beardy weirdy: FREE

PH TOTAL:  £4041.00
BH TOTAL:   £8.52

SAVING:    £4032.48

You're welcome.